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University Launches ‘Independent Ideas Workshop’ That Grades Students On How Well They Avoid The Phrase ‘Can We Unpack That’

A university has launched a new course designed to improve student confidence by removing what it described as ‘unnecessary friction’, including reading, clarification, and the urge to check anything. The course, titled the Independent Ideas Workshop, will grade students primarily on how well they avoid the phrase ‘can we unpack that’.

The institution said the module responds to growing demand for ‘debate skills’ that look good on camera. Rather than focusing on research, students will be taught a more modern toolkit: choosing a strong noun, delivering it with a calm stare, and treating any request for evidence as an attack on personal authenticity.

According to the syllabus, each week begins with a lecture on a complex subject. The lecture is then followed by a practical session where students practise summarising the topic into a single confident sentence that ends the conversation. Tutors will provide feedback based on posture, rhythm, and whether the sentence sounds like it should be printed on something.

In one early class, students were asked to define a key term. The correct approach, tutors explained, is not to define the term but to signal that definition itself is elitist. ‘Definitions create barriers,’ a lecturer said. ‘We are here to remove barriers, especially the barrier between you and being right.’

Assessment will include a timed exercise called Context Evasion, in which students must answer a question while gently steering the conversation toward a simpler topic. A separate lab called Follow-Up Resistance trains students to respond to clarifying questions with phrases such as ‘you know what I mean’ and ‘it’s obvious’, without appearing flustered.

University leadership said the module is about intellectual freedom. ‘We want our students to think for themselves,’ a spokesperson said, ‘and then to stop, quickly, so they don’t accidentally think for someone else as well.’

Students have reacted positively, saying the course feels empowering and, crucially, does not require them to become informed in a way that could complicate their opinions.

Next term, the university plans to introduce an advanced module: Nuance As An Elective, offered on alternate Tuesdays and capped at six minutes.