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Nation’s Hotline Adds “Apology Siren” After Quiet Day Of Nobody Saying Sorry

Operators say the new alert system will prevent dangerous lulls in public contrition, ensuring the nation remains adequately cross at all times.

by Greg Realman—22 February 202621 February 2026

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